The gift card is a perfect gift option when you're as indecisive as I am and can't decide what to get someone. This store has so many awesome hat designs that any of them could’ve worked for my brother — so I let him choose, and the gift still felt super thoughtful. Win-win! ;)
Slapped this bad boy on and my time preference dropped so low I started planting Oak trees and raising cattle. People stop me to ask where I got it, and I whisper, "Not your keys, not your hat." It feels like Satoshi wrapped the Constitution in SHA-256 and stitched it into wearable freedom. I haven’t used a credit card since. I only pay in lightning and principle.
Side effects include: Glaring at central banks, explaining the halving at family gatherings, and one helluva uncontrollable urge to homestead.
If you are ready to declare independence from the cantillon class... This is your battle flag! Great job on making this high-quality masterpiece, Skyler!
