American Flag Bitcoin Hat

Great hat. Patriotic and simply the best.

Slapped this bad boy on and my time preference dropped so low I started planting Oak trees and raising cattle. People stop me to ask where I got it, and I whisper, "Not your keys, not your hat." It feels like Satoshi wrapped the Constitution in SHA-256 and stitched it into wearable freedom. I haven’t used a credit card since. I only pay in lightning and principle.

Side effects include: Glaring at central banks, explaining the halving at family gatherings, and one helluva uncontrollable urge to homestead.

If you are ready to declare independence from the cantillon class... This is your battle flag! Great job on making this high-quality masterpiece, Skyler!